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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is an amazing person. He can make you laugh and smile. He can make the worst days the best. His smile is extremely contagious. His hugs is something you will dream about. When he hugs you , you will feel safe and secure. His hugs make you feel like your the only person in the world that matters. When he says he loves you , he means with all his heart. When you are holding his hand you will never want to let go. Every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. If you are with Ethan let him know how amazing he is and never, ever let him go. Because if you do, you will regret it forever.
Girl 1: " I never want to lose Ethan. He is amazing!!!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"
by Slagle Bagel<3 June 2, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Ultimate Fragger Lord September 30, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is the basic white guy. the guys who’s parents must of not cared too much for his arrival to just slap a basic two syllable-boring ass name on him. he is the kinda guy that gives off that gay vibe and believes he could be a soundcloud rapper with his walmart version of “fire” lyrics. he just a goon. pray for this nigga dawg.
homie: Yo dawg you just get your ass beat by ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
homie #2: who tf have you heard of that got beat up by a nigga named ethan?!
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a great guy with fantastic friends who seems innocent and kind but in reality has hundreds of women begging for his huge cock.
by Accuratenames1 February 7, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.