End sex

Similar to break-up sex but for fuck buddies that were never in a romantic relationship. Both parties agree this will be the last time they will have sex, thus changing their relationship from fuck buddies to just friends.

Girl: I'm over being fuck buddies.
Guy: ok but we need to have end sex so it's official.
Girl: ok

by Ouijajay December 20, 2015

Shit Ends

When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.

I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends

by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019

ward end

B8 shooters normally live here DONT WANT TO GET ON THE WEONG SIDE

I wanted to go ward end but then I saw some one get shot I don’t want to go anymore

by B8 December 16, 2018

Rusty Ending

That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.

Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."

by NutSpice July 31, 2012

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

End sandwich

A sandwich made from the two ends of a loaf of bread; for best results use one end of white bread and one end of brown bread; recommended fillings include jam, jam or kinder bueno spread

Bro, I’m so hungry from the ten mile walk to the beach and back, I could seriously hack an end sandwich right now.

by Smashbyname July 25, 2019

thread end

A dead end in a comments thread. Can apply to any sort of forum where comments are left by users. This can be initiated by an uninvited comment in a thread (thereby disrupting already existing conversation), or a dwindling conversation that neither party knows how to end politely.

Jackie and I were commenting on an old photo of us on Facebook, until Josh interjected with his comment. He led us to a thread end.

by remember to be kind May 6, 2018