Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008
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fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.
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Edward is Very talented at sports Mainly basketball he also is super funny, Sweet , loving and Sarcastic he also has very good looks and at sometimes He be Extremely Insanely Rock Hard headed he’s also really good at video games especially 2k.
You need a edward
by The Black Dad April 21, 2019
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Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
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Get the National Edward centeno apprration day mug.The greatest man alive; his name is derived from his pillow which once said Edward until he consumed the d and the hook of the r, leaving only Edwai.
Edwai is ballin', fuck bitches
by Edwai December 22, 2008
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