by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022
This is a creature so white and pale they will instantly blend in with anything white they come in contact with. They cab also be known as Layne Connor
by Joe wild November 19, 2018
by PIrat1 May 03, 2018
The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.
by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023
Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 04, 2021
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021