cupid's ear

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case

"Can you grab some bread?"

"Did you say something about Brad?"
"No, you totally have cupid's ear!"

by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

gamer ear

Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long

Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning

by Ryanrog09 August 8, 2018

Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.

"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"

by The Pan April 27, 2010

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.

"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira

by papi p January 20, 2020

Ear thrump

The act of having sex with someone ear gages, while hitting them in them neck with your penis

As soon as it got my gages my boyfriend started to ear thrump me

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018