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Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac
by Twolves10 May 22, 2014
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A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.
Dylan stop! Your penis is rupturing my vagina!

Thats a nice Dylan you have there.
by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011
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A homosexual man-lady.

Enjoys the attempt of being a man, but hides his dusty mangina from the public.
Jake loves that Dylan!!

Quit being Dylan, it's really a turn off.
by JTIST May 24, 2016
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A guy that has amazing abs. He is normally really sweet and cute. You know he is the one for you if his name is Dylan. If you ever meet one just be happy with him because he doesn't like to be sad. He doesn't like fighting unless he really has to. He can be really nice but if you get on his nerves watch out. If you ever meet a Dylan then you need to take care of him because he is a keeper. He also has green looking eyes and has a fantastic personality.
That Dylan over there is just adorable.
by Itsmaboi January 2, 2017
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A dumbass that gets suspended from school because he is a lonely peice of humaness
Dylan is a dumbass shit that gets suspended
by PpSucFortnite69 May 21, 2018
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Dylan is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He could be a little weird but in all the right ways. He’s not the hottest but he is the most adorable guy ever. He is very respectful towards girls and their personal space. He will always be there for you and hold you when you need comforting. If he truly loves you will never let you go and you shouldn’t let him go either.
by That one loser who wrote this November 25, 2018
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