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Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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Dylan

A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac
by Twolves10 May 22, 2014
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Dylan

A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.
Dylan stop! Your penis is rupturing my vagina!

Thats a nice Dylan you have there.
by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011
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Dylan

A homosexual man-lady.

Enjoys the attempt of being a man, but hides his dusty mangina from the public.
Jake loves that Dylan!!

Quit being Dylan, it's really a turn off.
by JTIST May 24, 2016
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Dylan

Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person
Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp
by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is gay.
by Reckcentrum November 3, 2019
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Dylan

A strange boy with Herpeaidabedis
That Dylan is a character
by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016
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