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Mr Dunstan

This man smells like acid and always scares the younger kids.
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hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.
The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
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dursing

A painting and decorating term, or a useful way of claiming a win in Scrabble by getting rid of all 7 letters.
Gilby, an avid DIY enthusiast, loves to do a spot of dursing of a Saturday morning.
by bigbro July 29, 2004
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dubstyle

A "style" made by people in Dublin refering to:
A F3LLA WITH STYL3 WITH TH3 MULLET .3ARS PI3RC3D
COMBATS...CONVERSE..ADIDAS TRAICKSUITS
WHOPP3R CRAZY COLOUR HAIR ALL DIFFO MAD COLOURS..??
HAVIN A LAUGH WITH THERE MATES WANT NO SHITE GOIN ON THINKIN
THERE MAD..??

and

A GIRL WITH PROPER STYL3 THE SPIK3S...SHORT AT ON3 SID3 LONGER AT TH3 OTH3R
PLAT3 3ARIJNGS...BIG MAD COLIURS IN TH3R3 HAIR...SKINNY J3ANS
ANKL3 BOOTS 3TC...

its a sick joke gone horrifically wrong..
they crowd around henry street and jervis centre with their mullets
awwwh anto yer mulleh is pure dubstyle

boggers are jealous of our original dubstle
by Niiiiiaaaall May 3, 2008
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dubstep

music that wouldn't be all that bad if its fans weren't annoying.

fun to listen to at parties/while on drugs.. not so much fun in other situations. in this aspect, it is similar to hip-hop.

highly overrated, but not horrible.
*at a party*

person 1: this dubstep is pretty fun to dance to and it really makes me want to dance.
person 2: hey man want some drugs?

*hanging out with a friend*

person 1: hey wanna listen to some dubstep?
person 2: no thanks, i would rather listen to something else because those noises are kind of annoying if i'm not high out of my fuckin brain.
by ybbagail December 31, 2011
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Dubstep

Step 1: Wait for the bass to drop
Step 2: Have a seizure
1. Wait for it... wait for it...
2. OHSH!T man! /dead
1. Legit dubstep bro, yea?
by Dubmonster December 1, 2011
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Dubstep

If your ears could blow a load they would to this :)
I just earjassmed to dubstep
by Zoo82 October 29, 2011
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