A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.
by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.
by takadirtnap December 15, 2010

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019
