derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

Derp

derp derp derp

Person 1 - "dood u sucha derp"
Person 2 - "ya me kno dood"
Persons 1 & 2 - " hahahaha"

by TRUTTHHH123 November 2, 2016

GAJ-derp

Grizzly Autistic Joe - derp. The derp is just a phrase with no meaning besides derp and hitting ur hand against your chest in a stupid fashion.

GAJ-derp casts confuse ray! But enemy casts WOW back! It's super effective!

by micr0z November 22, 2010

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

login derping

Forgetting to switch to another username and instead logging into the wrong account multiple times

I meant to log into my smurf instead of my main but I kept login derping.

by Nahuta April 4, 2015

Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. Could be used to describe a good friend named Megan who had blond and pink hair.

Megan, what you just did made you look like a derp

by BGwalchmai August 6, 2021