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Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream
Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.
by BigBawwls March 6, 2011
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Cremator's Delight

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025
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sicilian delight

A one-handed handjob, u)sually reserved for an anniversary or other special event), culminating in a mouthful of tomato sauce followed by oral copulation.
She hit me with the ol 'Sicilian Delight' lastnight. It was amazing, but I dont know where she learned it...
by DutchOvenJim July 12, 2019
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ridgerunners delight

Where the chick you just blew it up in sneaks up on you and rubs her coochie on your back, thus rubbing your own sperm on you.
When I wasn't looking, she got me with a Ridgerunners Delight.
by The Sarcastic One June 9, 2014
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Seafood Delight

When you eat out a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs.
Guy 1: My girl got crabs, I’m gonna be eating a seafood delight tonight!

Guy 2 Disgusting
by Karminium November 25, 2024
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Dumpster delight

When you get fingered behind a dumpster on your break from your fast food worker job
Tammy got a little dumpster delight from rick last night between shifts
by Deebaby May 5, 2023
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Mudslide Delight

When you engage in the act of gooning, fapping, beating off, etc. while shitting
I’m in a time crunch, I don’t have time to shit and jerk off, might just have to settle for the mudslide delight
by Mrurbanurban February 23, 2025
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