oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Pierre Delecto

When you cum in one of your wives, and then make your other wives taste the cream pie and each one of the them says "Pierre Delecto!" as they do the chef's kiss.

"I was with the wives the other night and made them all do the Pierre Delecto"

by Pierre Delecto October 21, 2019

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005

dejectile

Dejectiles are Projectiles coming out of your butt

Joe: Hey man, you don't look so hot.

Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.

by Trumpkin Jim January 31, 2010

derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016