David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.

"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."

by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020

david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.

Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”

by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021

David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble

David is my man

by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020

David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.

O shit it’s david.

by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019

David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.

Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite

by Unknown_object October 22, 2018

David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019