Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.

Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.

by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020

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Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.

Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.

by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023

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Shigar Cutter

When your asshole cuts your shit like a cigar cutter as it’s coming out

I thought I was gonna make it to the bathroom without shitting myself, but then my ass did a shigar cutter and it rolled down my leg.

by Bsndnejdndndndn December 20, 2023

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Cutter Gauthier

The world's most pathetic Vagina.

Saul: Hey Jimmy! Cutter Gauthier pulled a Cutter Gauthier.

Jimmy: What do you mean?
Saul: Well, he was a little egotistical pussy, thinks he's some God, but deep down he knows how much of a cunt he really is.
Jimmy: Oh yeah dude, definitely. If I were him, I'd create burner accounts to unsuccessfully troll a team... You know, because I'm such a Cutter Gauthier and all.

by Vinegar Butt Sex May 10, 2024

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