Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.

Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!

by Claudius trufflescale June 01, 2020

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Cookie Cutter Car

A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads

Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:

Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick

SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE

Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy

Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"

by Lucario from Discord May 10, 2024

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Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.

Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!

by Destin_Perkilicious September 30, 2015

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horse-cutter

A person that cuts out on his friends while disguising another action. Similar to Broxing-out but this person actually lies before they leave.

For instance, Dustin says I am going to the bathroom and friends wait for a significant amount of time before realizing they just selfishly did their own thing! Dick move bro you horse-cutter out!

by Jones Good December 05, 2023

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