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Cumber

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

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"Man I feel so cumber right now"
by Christafa P G! January 20, 2009
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pre-cummers

when a guy cums too early
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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commercide

Death by careless, frenzied or cut-throat commercial activity.
The village of Riverside fell on hard times after a
Walmart opened nearby. Small shops laid off employees
and some stores went out of business. "We were helpless
to halt the commercide," said mayor Al Kravolek.
by Steve Hoglund July 21, 2007
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Cumber Collective

The false fandom name for fans of Benedict Cumberbatch. The name fans use who are too embarrassed to use the correct term, Cumberbitches. This falsification of dedication for the amazing Benedict Cumberbath by using this incorrect name shows that they really aren't that big of fans in the first place.
Did you say you were part of the Cumber Collective? You can leave now, we don't want your kind here. The Cumberbitches have spoken.
by HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown December 26, 2013
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Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.
Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...
by PandaHumor August 1, 2011
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cumber

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.
"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017
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Cumbersum

Cucumber + Cucumber = Sum
Sum + Cucumber = Cumbersum
This guy wouldn't stop laughing about the word cumbersum
by Cumbersum Guy March 11, 2019
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