Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.

"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

Death crust

Crusty snow that makes you want to die

Dude did you you ski that death crust. Yes i wanted to die

by Lordben March 11, 2021

cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.

“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”

Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS

by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025

Stuffed Crust

when the vagina isn't clean and it's dry and crusty and you still have it (your dick) still jammed all up in there

i heard that bobby gave her the stuffed crust last night after the party...

by Barackobonzo June 21, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025