The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019
by Dave-Kort October 19, 2013
by gruwief December 13, 2022
The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020
A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 12, 2017
Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
by SpiritOfTrish May 17, 2023
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021