Courtney

Courtney is the most beautiful and perfect goof you could ever ask for. She's that short and cute girl you'd see in your class that you would hear across the class. Her eyes and smile will melt your heart, and make you fall in love over and over again. If you ever see a Courtney, grow some balls and approach her and you won't regret it but just not my Courtney, or else I will find you. She has a very bright and charming personality and is impossible to ever let go of. She is the reason why your life will be 100x better than it already was. A true precious angel who is always on your mind, and want to be with for the rest of your life. Courtney deserves the world and someone who truly cares about her. Very fun and a great friend to be around. Just beware not to get on her bad side tho..... And watch what you say or you might just wake up in a hospital bed. She brightens every mood and has a heart of gold. Make sure to compliment her whether you're in person or not, she may not take it to heart but it'll sure make her blush. They sure are rare to come by. All in all, Courtney is someone you can always put your trust in and count on, at least the Courtney I know I can.

I love you will all my heart hun and you mean everything to me. ;)

Person: Oof, hey who hit me!?
Courtney: Down here you delusional rodent
Person: Where? *gets kicked in the balls*

by FizzyGizzy September 18, 2022

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Walking Blue Waffle STD

Don’t touch Courtney with a ten foot pole

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A back stabbing little bitch

Courtney is a back stabbing bitch

by I'ma bitch I'ma boss November 28, 2022

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Wild Courtney

Best described as a medium height, blonde haired, medium build female who falls under some categories of BWG but not all. She is the hardest of all females to be tamed and all of her actions are unannounced. When handling a Wild Courtney be cautious and gentle due to high levels of hormones. Loud noises and sudden movements startle the Wild Courtney.

The Wild Courtney has awoken from her slumber to head to Starbucks and watch continuos episodes of Gossip Girl.

by MeowmeowCorky March 24, 2015

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Courtney Hardie

She is one of the most beautiful women you will ever meet. She has the kindest of souls and you will fall for her fast. She cares so much for everyone in her life and will do anything to protect them.

“I got to know Courtney Hardie and i don’t think my eyes will ever look at anyone else the same”

by 14324 May 18, 2021

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