Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 27, 2010

Country Dropping

A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits

OMG Yes...this Totinos Pizza Roll totally reminds me of the pizza rolls they have in Prague. Fuuuuk....what a night . you've been to Prague right? Country Dropping

by NicerJeff April 27, 2018

Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.

For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.

by Solid Mantis August 02, 2020

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

Country gravy

Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.

Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning

At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy

by Ralf1 August 21, 2020

Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.

Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.

by Lahaluke November 26, 2012