cough

Head, oral sex.

Ay brother, yo shawty was giving me some crazy cough last night on king David.

by Hahahajejedn July 15, 2025

Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”

Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023

Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 May 29, 2018