When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.
Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?
Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)
Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)
Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!
by KeithsDeadBaby February 16, 2011
by Halevi January 08, 2019
A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads
Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool
by Mysta D February 07, 2009
A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
by Alekesa L June 02, 2007
by Arson Cokkenbauls June 02, 2009
The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.
"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
by Scribbles301 March 04, 2009
the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.
Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!
by connor corrigan October 09, 2010