Wills Computer

Wills Computer is a highly explosive device, that when it goes nuclear it explodes. When it explodes it causes a huge explosion the shape of a Nit and a crater the size of Mars.
Guy: "What's that huge explosion on the horizon?"
Guy 2: "It's just Wills Computer"
by Nits Computer January 01, 2021
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Sandbox Computer

A computer, usually old or out dated but not always, that is used to experiment and/or test out OSs, modding, programs, coding, and much more without the worry of losing valuable info or damaging expensive hardware and software.
Guy1: Dude, have you seen how cool windows 7 is going to be?
Guy2: Seen it? I just installed the release candidate on my sandbox computer to test it out.
by DarkTavern February 25, 2010
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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 06, 2022
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.
by Lukeyjoe May 09, 2021
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Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)
Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .
by KidBlender69 January 09, 2022
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Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-
by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021
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