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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
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physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.
me and dan did some physical computing last night.
by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.
Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened
by la dave October 28, 2022
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Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.
Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.
by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021
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Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop
My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19
by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021
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