colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023

The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021

White colonizer

Not a slur.

"White colonizer isn't a slur"

by Slur officer April 12, 2022

cloonical

skeptical of George Clooney, in all aspects, but especially in relation to his acting skills.

Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?

Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.

by betanianoelle November 16, 2009

clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

by Almalphia September 27, 2010