Coffee that is sexed up with alcohol, usually consumed early in the morning after a night of drinking.
by coconutsunshine August 15, 2009
Get the Sexy Coffeemug. This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
by Thick minds and gentle dicks July 28, 2020
Get the Wankers Coffeemug. by Double Dang March 1, 2010
Get the cowboy coffeemug. Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
by StoneTear October 22, 2004
Get the ice coffeemug. When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.
by RKBizzle February 17, 2014
Get the Frankenstein coffeemug. by Squiddick January 3, 2019
Get the Chris coffeemug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Shit Coffeemug.