Wankers Coffee

This is a place where people take pictures of people who walk into the store and jerk off. There is a guy there who is gay and does Jerk off to men. They jizz into the cups and whip up the shit so it looks like whipped cream.

One time this chick shoved the coffee up her crotch and is now pregnant with one of them. They're pretty sure it's the gay one.
Man: "Have you tried Wankers Coffee?"
Woman : "Yea I got pregnant from one of them"
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Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 07, 2012
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cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey
Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."
by Double Dang March 02, 2010
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ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup
by StoneTear October 23, 2004
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Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.
by kaffeeaddict May 08, 2019
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Love Coffee

Coffee made by Bradley Murphy, with love.
I'm going to get myself a steaming hot cup of Bradley's Love Coffee.
by matgorzata June 14, 2019
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coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping
I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour
by Mr Shmee August 08, 2013
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