Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.
THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut
by hellomymans January 31, 2020
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Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"
"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"
by Krumira February 13, 2022
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A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.
-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.
by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023
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a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)
The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”
by theresa coconut June 04, 2021
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A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.
Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”
by RevenTexX October 01, 2019
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A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree
Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples
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a hairy milk carton that grows on a tree.
by oslimyo July 05, 2021
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