Clapson

The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.

"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"

by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

Clopen

when a business has only one person working and you may or may not get good service . partially closed/partially open.

" Dude , this restaurant is straight clopen. Where is everyone ? "

by kyle lea August 31, 2017

Clopen

A closed type of questions that can be answered in an open way

Closed question types can be turned into clopen ones

by Awesomewebm May 5, 2018

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

Chopstick

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.

I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night

by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021

clods

a cute way of saying clouds

“awwwww look at those clods in the sky!”

by mightywil April 15, 2021

shit chops

The end result of a successful dirty elvis.

Did you see Matt's mom's shit chops?... Larry must have given her a dirty elvis after taco salad night.

by Becky B. September 9, 2005