by BananaSnake69 March 14, 2023
Get the Clairemug. An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".
"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"
by Mattkopi February 17, 2023
Get the Clair de la lunemug. ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her
by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024
Get the claire laflermug. Claire’s are Beautiful people and usually have a lot of personality. They are very fit and active people which usually means they tend to do a lot of sports. They have a great sense of humor and love to make other people laugh. Even though they love to make other people smile if you get on there bad side they’re not afraid to give you peace of mind.
Person 1: have you met Claire yet she’s the funniest person ever
Person 2: I haven’t met her but I saw her playing soccer a few days ago
Person 2: I haven’t met her but I saw her playing soccer a few days ago
by Harry the flying elephant July 21, 2021
Get the Clairemug. A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
Get the Clitty Clairemug. Claire’s have blonde hair and freckles. They go to catholic school but have too many baes and they say Oof a lot. Claire’s often make insulting jokes to their friends because they suffer from inflammation. But the most important thing to recognize about a claire is that they smell like a crusty buttcheek
by potatoesandmeatloaf May 19, 2018
Get the Clairemug. the combination of frances: a strong queen that has gone through a lot but ultimately gets back up again.
and claire: a loyal, funny, and beautiful girl. she'll always be there through thick and thin.
basically the most perfect girl you'll meet in your lifetime. never let her go. I know I won't.
and claire: a loyal, funny, and beautiful girl. she'll always be there through thick and thin.
basically the most perfect girl you'll meet in your lifetime. never let her go. I know I won't.
she's such a frances claire, I love her!
omg.. that girl is a frances claire. I'm so lucky to have met her. I'll never let her go.
omg.. that girl is a frances claire. I'm so lucky to have met her. I'll never let her go.
by meguminsdad November 24, 2021
Get the frances clairemug.