by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
Get the Christopher Ortizmug. A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
Get the christopher john mcphersonmug. A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit
by Killstorm January 21, 2023
Get the Christophemug. Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you
by anonymous December 25, 2021
Get the Christophermug. "Yo have you met Christopher Daniel Anderson?"
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
by pp enlongator July 7, 2021
Get the Christopher Daniel Andersonmug. An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
by anonymous April 28, 2023
Get the Christophermug. 