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The Chong

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!
"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."
by pNeumatic December 17, 2020
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Chonged

So fucking stoned that you look Asian
Lois is so chonged she looks like Jackie chan
by Stonedsmoker December 5, 2022
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Chong

A synonym for a vape or can be used as a verb to vape. Mainly used in the UK by teenagers to seem coo
"Give us a chong"- Let me have a puff/drag of your vape
"Hugo passed Lucas his chong after he was finished"
by Theflowerpot February 10, 2019
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ching chong

ching chong chiiiina
ching chong chinese song come around and sing along
by ducksplingngngngn February 15, 2022
mugGet the ching chongmug.

Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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chong the baz

Chong the Baz. "Chong", defined here as to inhale or "suck" the Baz, a slang verb derived from the colourful vapourisers popular at the start of the 20s with adolescent children. "Baz" defined is a direct street slang name for a vape, most commonly a colourfully hued vaporiser, first heard in the central UK England area in within "roadmen"
Being defined in a conversational simple phrase exchange:

"How's your baz?"

"Nah man, its flashing..."

"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape
by Dr. Monzero June 18, 2023
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Chong

A word most commonly used by fin caddell
Yes ladddd, I was changing on my Chong in the Chong shed the other day
by Megdoe October 19, 2021
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