Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.
by Yeehaw January 21, 2004
1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.
by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003
Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
by mikeyjewels April 03, 2016
Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!
See The "I need to walk slowly" shit
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!
See The "I need to walk slowly" shit
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 02, 2009
My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time
by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
by CHROME POLE October 06, 2019
The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.
Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.
by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014