master chair

Every great man in the world has a master chair. It is one man's designated seat in the room. The master chair is always the most comfortable seat in the room. The master chair belongs to the biggest and baddest man in the room. Everyone else in the room must have the utmost respect for the owner of the master chair. No one else may sit in another man's master chair without his permission.

Guy 1: "Hey man, why is there a new luxurious chair in the room?"
Guy 2: "Thats my brand new master chair. Don't even think about sitting in it!"

by Will Bartowski November 20, 2011

Musical Chairs

Single handedly the greatest game ever made

"Lets play the greatest game ever!"

"what is it?"

"MUSICAL CHAIRS!!!!!!11111oneoneone"

by The Chair Box March 26, 2010

ivans chair

The chair that ivan sits on. The birth place of the fat french supply teacher.

you're ivan's dream chair!
you are like ivan's chair

by McGyver January 14, 2005

wheel chaired

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

Chair Ass

I was so excited to be in Hollywood that I came in early this morning and took off all my clothing and sat naked on each one of your seats

See definition above chair ass

by 04 January 19, 2009

Lawn chair

Someone who folds when confronted, or when conflict affects their own agenda. A person who gives in and agrees to the terms of the other party, regardless of how ridiculous it might be.

Hey Chris, there's no way I'm going to be able to help you with that favor, I know you loaned me money, but I can't pay you back, and I'm not going to help you. (Joe)

Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"

by Kuntry Beau June 15, 2017

Gaming Chair

A Chair usually infront of your gaming computer or infront of your tv that has the smell of a mixture of shit and slight piss, or the smell of swet due to the fact that you haven't been taking a shower and your ass literally lives on that chair and has grown it's roots on it.

Joe: Damn dude I play so much of call of duty I have a gaming chair now.
Bob: Ew that must smell like shit.
Joe: Yeah dude every time I take a shower and sit on it it smells like the ass of yesterday.

by Darte July 1, 2016