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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
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cablelisation

To cable oneself or itself.
cablelisation of the nation.
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cableese

Noun: old 20th Century language used by journalists beginning in the 1920s and lasting until the 1950s...Sending a wire or cable to report the news was expensive...Western Union and other wire services charged by the letter not the word...so reporters in order to save money used a "version" of slang to get stories to their editors, and save on the wire bill...
Johnson filed her story at the local Western Union office, in order to save money she sent the following wire in cableese to her editor about the film being well received in the countryside: "Hicks n stix luv pic"...
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carlenein

When your driving your vehicle drunk, and are leaning in your seat causing your car to lean, you are carlenein, when you are drunk and cannot stand up straight
"That guy is so drunk he's, carlenein"
To be drunk and leaning almost to the point of falling over
"my friend melio was so drunk she was carlenein all over me"
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carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.
Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer
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Carberload

"OMG major carberload"
"Definite carberload after all that food"
"Starting the diet again tomorrow, I just carberloaded"
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Cableway Sutra

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.
John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"
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