Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

by nooaster March 24, 2021

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020