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crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007
mugGet the crumb freezemug.

crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you
dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!
by Maimz November 3, 2009
mugGet the crumbedmug.

Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!
Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!
by DrownWithMe May 28, 2019
mugGet the Watermelon Crumbsmug.

Crumb

a person who is uneducated or just stupid, or does something stupid,
"That's Geneva you crumb."
by basiccupcake August 13, 2019
mugGet the Crumbmug.

on crumb

Meaning, insert name isn’t on Shit / not bout shit
Friend:You heard buddy looking for you ?

Me: Yea I heard, Buddy ain’t on Crumb
by Bril_Deville August 4, 2019
mugGet the on crumbmug.

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
mugGet the Butt crumbsmug.

Dropping crumbs

When one crackersplains so much they leave a trail of crumbs everywhere
Mandi's quit crackersplaining, your dropping crumbs everywhere.
by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020
mugGet the Dropping crumbsmug.

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