tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 03, 2022

cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.

That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!

by djtimyd August 24, 2017

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021

Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!

Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!

by DrownWithMe May 29, 2019

Crumb Shot

The last corner of the bag of chips that you pour into your mouth.

Mmm I love the crumb shot!

The crumb shot is so salty

Go for it, take the crumb shot

by Butt Turkey November 28, 2021

Crumb-guzzling

The act of eating chips while getting your dick licked.

"My girlfriend was horny, but I was hungry, so we tried crumb-guzzling."

by TheRealRuler March 27, 2015

Crumb chips

Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.

Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!

by Bigdoginc June 06, 2019