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cowboy coffee

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."
by Double Dang March 1, 2010
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Cowboyah

When a loser goes to a Stampede or a Rodeo, especially in Calgary Alberta, and he wears the worst Wranglers with a silk shirt and a big huge belt buckle. He likes to act new and hip with his cowboyah outfit, but he is just a regular old beardo.
Eh Ray... Cowboyah..
by Hardcore December 16, 2004
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Cowboydaddy

A parent that is overprotective of thier children and abusive and threatens anyone that rebukes them.
"That guy lets his kids do anything and if you scold them He'll get Cowboydaddy on you."
by BoxcarArt October 25, 2009
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men stand in a line and have anal sex with the person in front of them so on and so forth, while walking and imitating train whistle noises with their mouths. Usually wearing cowboy attire.
1) "We had the craziest cowboy freight train at our lemon party last night."

2) "Hey look! Those guys are having sex let's go start a cowboy freight train."

3) Call up all your friends, there's going to be a huge cowboy freight train in front of the city hall. Bring your cowboy hats and boots.
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout June 9, 2011
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cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
by jack847 October 2, 2011
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cowboy song

One of Thin Lizzy's greatest tracks. Arguably one of the finest songs ever written, the guitar can leave you in a mess after twenty straight orgasms.
"Hey dude, have you heard cowboy song?"
"Yeah man, needed a mop for the semen on the ceiling afterwards though"
by FretWizard February 2, 2014
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cowboy camel toe

cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men
When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.
by skrambled February 5, 2015
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