sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes
by shtzngglz May 8, 2010

by Halevi January 8, 2019

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads
Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool
by Mysta D February 7, 2009

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
by Alekesa L June 22, 2007

by Arson Cokkenbauls June 2, 2009

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.
"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."
by Scribbles301 March 3, 2009

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.
2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.
3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.
2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.
3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom
"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"
"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."
"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."
by XXforlife April 13, 2010
