condom shop

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase

i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.

by carltonsteel August 05, 2010

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 08, 2019

Condom Head

A person who enjoys or gets sexual pleasure from wearing a condom over their head..Or some people do it simply because their dickheads

Duane: Who the fuck is that bloke wearin a condom on his head?
Stevo: That's just ryan being a Condom Head as usual..
Duane: OI RYAN, get a fuckin life yer tool

by Mysta D February 07, 2009

condom hat

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.

She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.

by Alekesa L June 02, 2007

Redneck Condom

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

by Arson Cokkenbauls June 02, 2009

Holy Condom

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

by Scribbles301 March 04, 2009

Poopy Condom

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.

2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.

3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom

"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"

"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."

by XXforlife April 13, 2010