Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
I gave Morgan a chili dog last night.
by Slayer123 March 18, 2014
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Chili Dip

Sticking a dildo up your ass and then pulling it back out and shoving it in someone's mouth
I watched this porn video of someone doing the chili dip
by Gage2003A3 April 04, 2020
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texas chili bowl

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
by Dankester April 28, 2005
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Texas Chili Bowl

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food
"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"
by Chris Fucking Cameron January 08, 2005
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Chilis Triple Dipper

Where you go to Chilis and talk three workers into coming back home with you. Then you fill your butt with ranch and let each one dip their favorite meat product into it. Then they jizz on your face.
Dude I was so hungry last night so I went to Chilis to eat, but I ended up passed out in my bed the next morning the victim of a Chilis Triple Dipper.
by Hayley Yateshermeister March 29, 2009
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Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.
My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!
by majam March 31, 2012
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texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
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