Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.

My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.

by c@pper April 16, 2021

Butthole Boy

Weasley

WEASLEY IS A BUTTHOLE BOY

by This really is Santa July 11, 2023

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023

Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 8, 2023

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

butthole brownie

The bit of poo that gets stuck in your arse hairs

"leave me some of that butthole brownie"

"I like to use a straw to suck out the butthole brownie"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 14, 2022