Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

fish butthole

It's like a butthole but on a fish

Guy1: I like fish buttholes
Guy2: Kill yourself

by fish butthole man June 15, 2022

Butthole Drizzy

rough ass anal (no homo)
can be used as a insult

"finna make him do the Butthole Drizzy you er"

by Kuumai June 27, 2022

Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.

That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.

by Chrisrutola May 2, 2022

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 2, 2021

popping buttholes

A surprise digital penetration of another’s butthole, with or without consent. Usually performed with others watching.

Let’s go popping buttholes with our freshly shaved knuckles.

by Eric whitefoot October 11, 2021