Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025

Bryan

Bryan is a guy who is athletic and is short and likes to flex

Hey have u every seen a Bryan?

Yea he’s short.

by Hannahkat November 7, 2020

Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

Bryan

This dude has a huge love for you and his passion/career in his life. Your insides will melt from all the love he gives you, and you’ll have butterflies in your stomach.

Dude, Bryan is the best boyfriend to have

by Conner Detroit September 10, 2018

Bryan

Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan

I love Bryan’s style

by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021

Bryan

A good basketball player ,that always gets hurt for no reason Like wtf.

A synonym for the word hurt is bryan.

by Gangsquadd January 25, 2017

Bryan

He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.

“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”

by 4ktayl June 18, 2023