Nu Boomer

Modern generations that have multiple children and continue to procreate like it's the 1950's

How many children!? You're a nu boomer!

by Wasdom Kung™ May 31, 2023

boomer eshay

Old buggers who wear red sneakers and think they’re gangsta

Today I am wearing red shoes which I believe give me an boomer eshay aesthetic

by Larry the librarian June 10, 2023

kciN boomer

Someone Who Forces kciN To The Skinner Lore And Usually Likes JD And Other Crap

you're a kciN boomer bruh

by CupDave June 18, 2023

Jay the boomer

A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.

Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.

by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021

Boomer Friendly

"Boomer Friendly" is when technology operating systems try to be so user friendly they end up making it too simple for the average user, with large icons and no information. Making it perfect for a Boomer that doesn't know up from down when it comes to a computer.

Jimmy: Hey Papaw, this computer at Staples is really Boomer Friendly, you will be able to use it no problem.
Papaw: WHAT?! Speak up, you talk so quiet!
Jimmy: THIS COMPUTER IS GOOD!!!!!!!!

by BigTimeYopi June 29, 2021

Baby Boomers

Alot of old fucking people

Dude 1: i hate fucking sundays
Dude 2: cause you gotta go to church dude?
Dude 1: no, because of all the fucking old people going to church!

by Knav May 7, 2005

Ok boomer

When a baby boomer says or does something stupid and or does not make sense this is the correct response. Also very good to use when a boomer is being rude especially when they are judging people on things they do all the time.

*Non boomer 1 and non boomer 2 are walking in the mall and non boomer 1 almost knocks into a boomer*
Boomer: LOOK BOTH WAYS!!!!
*Boomer walks away really fast*
* Non boomer 1 and non boomer 2 turn to each other *
Non boomer 1: That woman walked away so fast I didn’t even get a chance to say “Ok boomer” !
Non boomer 2: I know right!

by That funny person December 3, 2019