BlueBerries

The condition resulting from not being able to use ones BlackBerry. The most common causes are no signal availability,
or having your emails blocked because you're friends are sick of reading about how your email was sent "via BlackBerry"

"dude...im dying over here....my outbox is backed up because I cant get a signal on my BlackBerry"
"ooh...sounds like you've got a case of BlueBerries"

by shtevo December 9, 2008

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Blueberries

The biological state of a man's bollicks (balls) attained after being knackered from hours of sexual activity

I roger'd that girl so much that my bollicks look like little blueberries

by Jack-n-tha-fucking-box March 1, 2009

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Blueberries

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.

I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.

by Kowdee December 16, 2008

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blueberryfinklestine

person who eats own shit after eating blueberrys; the outcast of the group; not to smooth with the ladies; is obsessed with fello male friends; claims to be a drunk, when really pours out the beer; races around and claims his mom broke his car;

Nick poured out his beer what a blueberryfinklestine

by Big-T November 6, 2004

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BlueBerryWolphinDuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner, grabbing their hair, and screaming in their face while you climax, resembling a Xenomorph from DeadSpace, You then increase the awkward factor by making a mixture of duck, dolphin, and whale noises while finally realizing you partner was trying to pull a blueberry surprise on you.

Person 1: hey, wheres Rebecca Black?

Person 2: She got a Blueberrywolphinduck

Xenomorph: SD:LKJF:LSKJDFOWIEUROIE!!!!!!!

by TheGingerbreadMan53 November 30, 2011

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