On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020
Get the Lincolns birthdaymug. 1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about
2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)
3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)
3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.
2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.
3. so where is my birthday taco?
2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.
3. so where is my birthday taco?
by nowunyouno May 21, 2011
Get the birthday tacomug. Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
Get the Birthday snobmug. Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
Get the Birthday Tuxmug. January 8th, an international holiday.
Natasha is the hottest person I have ever seen. She deserves the entire world because she is so sexy and amazing.
Natasha is the hottest person I have ever seen. She deserves the entire world because she is so sexy and amazing.
Hot guy: DAMN, did u hear it’s January 8th
Hotter guy: Yah dude it’s an Natasha’s birthday an international holiday!
Hotter guy: Yah dude it’s an Natasha’s birthday an international holiday!
by Hotbitch2000 January 7, 2022
Get the Natasha’s birthdaymug. by Venabob56 January 4, 2018
Get the queens birthdaymug. by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017
Get the birthday pottiesmug.