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Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
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birthday suiting

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.
john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting
by master69man August 24, 2011
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.
"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"
by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023
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heavenly birthday

someone's birthday after they have passed away
"happy heavenly birthday to my brother, Kendall. today, he would have been 36"
by BatmanZoe March 5, 2023
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Birthday Bash

Where friends beat the person with a birthday.
We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.
by Obcpanther February 7, 2023
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topaz birthday

Topaz birthday is when the day of your birth is the same as your current birthday
I was born on a Monday and today i celebrate my topaz birthday which is also on a Monday
by amilili February 19, 2023
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