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Behdad

The name "Behdad" in Persian culture represents concepts of justice, gifting, and a spiritual connection to the future Buddha, Maitreya. It signifies "Good Justice" and "Good Gift.”
Behdad is portrayed as intelligent and charismatic, with a unique influence on women, metaphorically transforming them into more alluring, even devilish figures. He is also a strong advocate for gender equality, reflecting a modern, progressive stance on gender roles.

His deep Iranian nationalism, embracing all ethnicities and religions, aligns with Iran's history and legends like Rostam and Arash the Archer.
A significant twist in Behdad's story occurs when he is betrayed by a foreign woman. He uses a strategy called "Kalak Rashti" from Rasht, Iran, to win over the affections of the woman's relatives and friends, adding complexity to his character.
Behdad's high libido and unique diet, especially his love for raw oysters with lime and salt, boosts his vitality. He prefers cities like Tehran, Paris, San Francisco, and Las Vegas, but not downtown LA, showing his cosmopolitan, adventurous nature.
Contrasting with Behdad's dynamic life is the story of his paternal aunt's husband, a former British spy who spread misinformation and met a tragic end. This subplot adds historical and political layers to Behdad's life.
Behdad's ultimate realization is finding fulfillment in living with God. This spiritual awakening deeply impacts his life, adding a profound spiritual dimension to his journey.
1. "Behdad is a paragon of 'Good Justice' and 'Good Gift,' symbolizing fairness and generosity in our community."
2. "Behdad’s presence works like a benevolent sorcerer's spell, especially on women."
3. "Behdad is a staunch advocate for gender equality, ensuring balanced treatment in all pursuits."
4. "A true Iranian nationalist, Behdad expresses deep love for Iran's diverse peoples, from Caspian Sea to the Persian Gulf, reflecting his deep national pride."
5. "At a cultural festival, Behdad shared how he ingeniously overcame betrayal with 'Kalak Rashti,' a Rasht strategy."
6. "Famed for his liking for raw oysters, Behdad compares them to Popeye's spinach for boosting vitality."
7. "Avid in travel, Behdad enjoys exploring cities like Tehran and Paris but finds less charm in downtown LA."
8. "Behdad’s life is further colored by the intriguing story of his paternal aunt's husband, an ex-British spy with a complex history."
9. "Behdad's ultimate realization is that true contentment comes from living in harmony with God's will, profoundly impacting his life."
10. "Behdad harbors a profound love for GOD."
by RashtiStrategist December 18, 2023
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behina

/buh-HEE-nah/ or /buh-hee-NAH/
People named Behina exude big gigachad goblin energy from every inch of their being. No taller than 3'0" and comes free packaged with a variety of different cakcles, giggles, and laughs! Some famous examples are the window wiper™, tea kettle™, car starter™, wheeze™, donkey™, spongebob™, and many many more! Although Behina are people they can sometimes act like a different speices entirely. For example, they may sweat exesively compared to that of a typical human. Side effects of Behina include screeching at their mom uncontrollably, being deeply invested in some random korean dude who can sing and dance, adoring a certain sherlock, and to quote, "A twinge of delulu" (Behina 2023). All in all, a Behina is a steal and if you call in now we'll throw in an extra for absoluelty FREE. that's right, FREE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL IN NOW. CALL redacted TO ACCEPT THIS AMAZING OFFER NOW!
behina: MAH-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
mah-maaaa: behina tf you wan u sound liek a hawk
behina: ARHAUGAGBAHGAGURGAHHA AHAHAH AGHAG EEHEHEHHEHEHEH (sheep laugh)
by maladroit is me December 26, 2023
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behingus

when someone is being a stupid dick
wow he is acting like such a behingus
by sasafrasssss December 27, 2023
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Behdoudahshkojahbean

its a cree word
verbe

1.when someone goes off the side of the road.

2. when someone tells a story he's kind a bit off.

3.when a male cheats on his wife or GF.

4.when it goes on the wrong hole.
wha diggy! neh behdoudahshkojahbean maskinou.

darn it! i went off the road.
by Gah wayhawbad February 2, 2024
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Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

It's a phrase to highlight someone missing the point, purposefully or otherwise. It doesn't matter how good the play was, Mary Todd Lincoln watching her husband and then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln get shot in the head right beside her overshadows everything. It could have been the best acting ever but that's not what she was focusing on or what she'll remember.
In reference to the Aurora shootings
Person 1: "Oh my God, that's awful! Was the movie any good, at least?"
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

In reference to a controversial person
Person 1: "Yeah, Mike's an alcoholic, a tax cheat, beats his kids, and is a pathological liar – but other than that, he's pretty cool."
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
by ResOrbis December 4, 2023
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Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
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Beidou

Hottest slut I’ve ever seen on a ship. Gives the best head and doesn’t make mistakes while she’s getting plowed.
“Hey dude I just met Beidou!”
“Did you guys have bed breaking rough sex?”
Hell yeah we did! I have 143 STDS now!”
by Covential February 13, 2024
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