You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.

Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!

by You've been danked! June 2, 2018

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Nevuh been wit a baddie

A term that defines someone who has indeed never been with a baddie.

Yo dude! I nevuh been wit a baddie, she calm so I add her to the tally.

by Nevuh been wit a baddie February 10, 2022

No, I haven't been paid

And that is not a character thing or a metaphor. If you have paid someone else, you are paying the wrong person. I have no middle man. I'm working alone. There is no group or team. Anyone CLAIMING TO BE ME is lying. I have NEVER told anyone that I am Hym. I've literally never said it to anyone. So if somebody HAS told you that they are Hym, they are lying. I told you explicitly how to deal with imposters.

Hym "No, I haven't been paid and there is a very real possibility that that very thing will cost me and others their lives which is why I said that I would need to be credited and paid publicly on a place that I would see naturally in scrolling through my feed to which I have access that I then can share myself. And then I would confirm that here. And here's the thing, the people watching me don't need to be told that I'm Hym. Just saying. I don't know what that means for YOU... But paying the wrong person isn't going to get anyone anywhere."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

Has-been

A person who no longer has a great significance.

"Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence! Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program!"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Must've been the wind

phrase

The default, automatic response given by someone experiencing auditory hallucinations (often associated with schizophrenia or other psychotic disorders) when they hear a voice, sound, or noise that isn't there, and they need to quickly dismiss it to a concerned person nearby.

It's the verbal equivalent of hitting "dismiss" on a pop-up ad in your brain. The person saying it knows, on some level, that the source is internal, but saying this phrase is a coping mechanism to maintain a facade of normalcy and avoid further questions.

A phrase used to sarcastically or darkly describe the moment you realize you're having a symptom, but you're trying to play it cool so no one freaks out.

More broadly, any dismissive explanation for something clearly paranormal, supernatural, or just plain weird.

Friend: "Hey, are you okay? You just flinched and looked at the empty corner."
Person: "Huh? Oh, yeah, must've been the wind. Thought I heard something."

"The shadow-people were whispering my name again, but my roommate was looking at me, so I just shrugged and said, 'Must've been the wind.' Gotta keep up appearances."

"Did that painting just blink?" "Nah, must've been the wind."

by Kactiyde November 10, 2025