Who is the REAL Batman?

The real Batman cant be any other than someone born june 17th, 1992, and is half African half Iranian (Mullato!) And is currently... studing medicine in Romania... He's Batman!

For example,Who is the real batman? Easy! isnt it that mullato that runs the 100m in 9.77 Batman?! Aaand has actually 5 brothers?!

by SlimBatman October 24, 2011

batman that ho

When you and your boy are fuckin a girl (aka Batman and Robin) and then you both bust in her face singing the batman and robin song

Girl "both you guys come over here and batman me..you in the front, you in the back"
Boys: Lets batman that ho by cumin on her face while singin the song

by ali pierre November 24, 2007

batman

When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.

I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.

by Chet the mover December 29, 2007

Batman

Combination of the words "Bat" and "Man" meaning:

a. a guy that holds a bat (in Baseball)

b. a creature that combines characteristics of both species with variants including "Batwoman", "Batboy", "Batgirl" etc.

c. a fictiotional character you might have heard of that is made fun of in Urban Dictionary by lame definitions

Batman turns 70 years old in May

by Anonymous_22x2 May 1, 2009

BATMAN

As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!

by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010

batman

Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.

Nobody who for a to RRCA is Batman.

by bepbipbop July 9, 2010

screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.

"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"

by snoss case November 27, 2007